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There are many things to do on the island, pick one!

[ Club Lava ][ Swimming ][ Visit Natives ][ YMCA ]

Club Lava


Club Lava, the island's Disco Volcano, is a wonderful place to pass the time. When the original pilgrims landed here in 2002, carving this club out of the volcano was one of the first things they did. It is theorized that this desecration of the natives' worshipped volcano is responsible for their rude fruit-throwing tendencies. Live entertainment includes the Bee Gees, The Village People, and K.C. and the Sunshine Band.
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Swimming


In order to keep the shark population healthy, the Vanilla Ice Mem. Island Tourism Committee recommends swimming in the waters around the island as a recreational activity. Only 75 tourists have died while swimming here in the last month, making this one of the safest islands for swimming in a 2-mile radius.
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Hang with the Natives


The Fruit-Wielding Natives of the island are a friendly bunch. Although they do not have any organized language, conversing with them can provide hours of entertainment. Their grunts and guttural noises have earned a four-star rating from AAA. Note: Vanilla Ice Mem. Island is not responsible for injuries caused by flying native fruit.
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YMCA


Closely related to Club Lava, the island YMCA was built and is managed by the Village People. You can hang out with all the boys! It's fun to stay at the YMCA!
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