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About German Talking Flying Bunnies
Name: German Talking Flying Bunny Scientific Name: Oryctolagus talkulus flyingus
Average Lifespan: 93 Years Notable Characteristics: Wings, excess Flab between legs, ability to talkGerman
Talking Flying Bunnies are, quite possibly, the most remarkable of all mammals. Surprisingly low-key (most people
don't even know they exist), GTFBs are the only non-Human mammals capable of articulating speech in German. English
however, being a much more difficult and less logical language, is beyond the grasp of most GTFBs. They are fully
capable of flight, using wings located immediately behind and above the fore legs, and the flab between their fore
and hind legs enables them to swim at high speeds. They often hang out at the beach and freak out people named
Suzanne. German Talking Flying Bunnies are known as inventors, artists, and nuclear physicists. Their exploitation
over past centuries has resulted in most scientific advancement and Stephen Spielburg movies. Over this time, they
have often been the subject of ridicule, persecution, holocaust, and oracle-status.
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